1 00:00:33,213 --> 00:00:35,443 Wow! What a bump. 2 00:00:36,116 --> 00:00:40,246 Well, me bucko, no rock's gonna prevent me from meeting me cousin Herman 3 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,288 in San Francisco. 4 00:00:45,726 --> 00:00:47,819 Gold. Gold. 5 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:51,296 Gold! Gold! 6 00:00:51,398 --> 00:00:55,664 I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm fabulously wealthy! Yahoo! 7 00:00:55,769 --> 00:00:59,603 I'm independently on the realm of pure avarice! Yahoo! 8 00:00:59,673 --> 00:01:02,574 Don't you worry. Daddy will protect you. 9 00:01:03,243 --> 00:01:05,939 But how? How am I gonna protect it? 10 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,442 Hey, you care to make a small deposit? 11 00:01:09,516 --> 00:01:12,952 Boy, am I glad you happened along. 12 00:01:13,353 --> 00:01:16,151 I was worried about what to do with this. 13 00:01:20,327 --> 00:01:24,957 Pardon me, sir, but I think I'll reconsider and withdraw me gold. 14 00:01:25,031 --> 00:01:28,762 I... I have a few minor purchases to make. 15 00:01:28,835 --> 00:01:32,362 I'm real sorry, bud, but this bank is folding. 16 00:01:41,381 --> 00:01:45,977 You realize that this is not going to go unchallenged. 17 00:02:13,079 --> 00:02:14,910 Well, by huckleberry, 18 00:02:15,015 --> 00:02:20,112 if'n it don't look like one of them newfangled tele-o-phones. 19 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:24,218 Eh, pardon me, sir, 20 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:29,058 but could I use your tele-o-phone? 21 00:02:29,729 --> 00:02:32,926 Why, certainly, stranger. 22 00:02:33,033 --> 00:02:36,560 Help yourself to the use of my "tolleophone." 23 00:02:38,071 --> 00:02:41,131 "Insert coin and pull lever." 24 00:02:45,212 --> 00:02:47,806 Hello? I wanna speak to my mom, please. 25 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:49,882 Hello, Mom? 26 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,441 I can't hardly hear you at all. 27 00:02:52,552 --> 00:02:54,713 Look, Ma, I'm broke again. 28 00:02:54,788 --> 00:02:57,814 Could you let me have a few bucks to tide me over? 29 00:03:02,496 --> 00:03:04,964 Gee! Thanks, Mom. 30 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,392 What a wonderful ol' gal. 31 00:03:11,338 --> 00:03:12,771 Just a moment, friend. 32 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:15,637 How about you and me having a friendly little game? 33 00:03:15,742 --> 00:03:19,473 Hey, that's a wonderful idea. How about marbles? 34 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:23,905 Marbles? Oh, yeah. Oh, sure, marbles. 35 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:28,312 We'll go have a nice game of marbles, 'Frisco style. 36 00:03:29,456 --> 00:03:33,290 Now, in this kind of marble game, see, I spin the marble, 37 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,158 and you bet on the number you think it'll land on. You know? 38 00:03:36,263 --> 00:03:39,528 Hey, that sounds great. Let's see now. 39 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:43,034 I'll bet a penny on Number 23. 40 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:45,967 All righty. A penny on 23. 41 00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:57,811 And the little marble falls on 23. 42 00:03:57,884 --> 00:04:01,945 35 cents? You mean I win all that? 43 00:04:02,055 --> 00:04:06,048 Certainly. In my place, the customer always wins. 44 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:07,387 Really? 45 00:04:09,996 --> 00:04:12,362 Okay, I'm ready to win again. 46 00:04:16,703 --> 00:04:21,333 A mere formality. So nobody else can bet on 23. 47 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:42,652 Just a minute, little friend. 48 00:04:43,396 --> 00:04:46,160 How's about us playing some other type game? 49 00:04:46,232 --> 00:04:50,828 - Like? - Like maybe draw poker? 50 00:04:50,937 --> 00:04:55,237 Well, I ain't too familiar with it. But I'll try anything once. 51 00:04:56,443 --> 00:04:58,104 Draw poker, huh? 52 00:04:58,445 --> 00:05:00,310 How's that? Do I win? 53 00:05:02,616 --> 00:05:05,881 Now then, the idea in draw poker 54 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:08,614 is for you to try to get a bigger hand than I got. 55 00:05:08,722 --> 00:05:11,623 So, I deal five cards to the each of us. 56 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:14,660 And we choose the best ones, and draw some more cards, 57 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:18,629 and whoever has the biggest hand wins. You win, see? 58 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:22,592 Cut it out, can't you? 59 00:05:23,503 --> 00:05:26,404 Honest and for truly, I did not mean it. 60 00:05:26,473 --> 00:05:29,909 It isn't any fun playing with you when you act like that. 61 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:33,309 However, I am willing to let bygones be bygones 62 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:35,074 if you promise not to do it again. 63 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:38,083 I promise. Honestly, I promise. 64 00:05:38,151 --> 00:05:40,415 I'll draw three cards, please. 65 00:05:40,487 --> 00:05:42,250 Two for the dealer. 66 00:05:48,962 --> 00:05:53,490 I got a full house. What you got, sucker? 67 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:57,459 Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair. 68 00:05:57,537 --> 00:06:01,337 A pair of ones and another pair of ones. 69 00:06:05,612 --> 00:06:08,206 Hey, do you mean I win again? 70 00:06:08,314 --> 00:06:10,373 Yeah, you win. 71 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:13,816 But now we're gonna to play another little game. 72 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:16,481 Another game? Hey, that's great! 73 00:06:16,723 --> 00:06:19,556 What do you do? Spin this little gadget? 74 00:06:34,874 --> 00:06:36,341 The moral of this story is 75 00:06:36,409 --> 00:06:39,708 don't try to steal no 18 karats from no rabbit.